A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco wrapped in paper, fire at one end and fool at the other.
A disbelief in God does not result in a belief in nothing, disbelief in God usually results in a belief in anything.
A dog who attends a flea circus will likely steal the whole show.
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored
Foot, a device for finding furniture in the dark.
God is not against us because of our sin, He is with us to fight our sin.
For people who like peace and quiet, a phone less cord.
Tee Hee (a word I hear my kids use!)