Tuesday, February 24, 2009


1. How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.

2. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way.

3.What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
a stick.

4.What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.

5.What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate clauses.

6.What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.

7.What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

8.What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.

9. Why did the Pilgrims' pants fall down?
Because they wore their belt buckles on their hats.

Now laugh !!
Betty G