1. How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
2. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
3.What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
4.What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
5.What do you call Santa's helpers?
6.What do you get from a pampered cow?
7.What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
8.What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
9. Why did the Pilgrims' pants fall down?
Because they wore their belt buckles on their hats.
Now laugh !!