Thursday, January 29, 2009

I LOVE TO LAUGH

If you knew me you would know I love jokes, and I love to laugh.

How about this one?

A minister is walking down the street one sunny afternoon when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. But the doorbell is too high for the little boy to reach.
After watching the boy's efforts, the minister decides to give the lad a hand. So he crosses over and goes up to the house and gives the bell a solid ring.
Crouching down to the little boy's level, the minister smiles and asks, "And now what, my little man?"
To which the boy replies, "Now we run!"

MARRIAGE EXAM
These from some younger Sunday School kids.

When is it okay to kiss someone?
Never kiss in front of other people.
But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours.

How does love happen to two people?
I think yoiu're supposed to be shot with an arrow or something, but the rest isn't supposed to be so painful.

Why do lovers hold hands?
They want to make sure their rings fon't fall off, because they paid good money for them.

How does a person learn to kiss?
You learn right on the spot, when the 'gooshy' feelings get the best of you.

How do youi make love endure?
Don't forget youir wife's name - that will mess up the love.

These answers make it clear, it is dangerous to ask little ones questions!

Now laugh,
Betty G