Wednesday, January 28, 2009

MORE WISECRACKS

I keep finding these things because I still have so much clutter to toss, so I am posting them.

Retirement is when a man who figured he'd go fishing seven times a week finds himself washing the dishes three times a day.

There is nothing so annoying as to have two people go right on talking when you're interrupting.
- Mark Twain

If you want to know how many friends you have, just buy a cottage on a lake.

It is better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same.

We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. -Will Rogers

The drive-in bank was established so that the real owner of a car could get to see it once in a while.

Middle age is the time in life when it takes you longer to rest than it does to get tired.

You can always tell a real friend. When you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt.

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it is best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

Enjoy,
Betty G

IT'S FEBRUARY 2009

And I am right on time!!!

February 1 - Grandson Buck's birthday. He would be 29 now.
February 2 - Grandson Doug's birthday.
February 11 - Grandson Matt, our fire fighter and first responder, will be 26.
February 11 - Also friend Clara's birthday.
February 11 - My cataract surgery.
February 13 - Denny's birthday, we have to celebrate.
February 13 - Also friend Millie's 91st birthday.
February 17 - Granddaughters Jenny and Jodee both celebrate birthdays that same day.
February 20 - Great Grandson Aiden James, celebrating in Heaven.
February 23 - Great-Grandson J.D.'s fourth birthday, precious little guy!
February 27 - Good friend Donna's birthday.

As usual, if I miss anyone, or anything, or got anything wrong, please let me know.
Love to all of you and God's blessings!
Betty G